A father stops to talk to his son before leaving the house forever. He says, "Son, I'm going to give you some advice that will serve you well throughout your life. Stay away from women. They are nothing but trouble.... Also, they have a hole between there legs with teeth. If you put anything in that hole, they will bite it off." With that remark, the father leaves.Years go by and the son grows up, falls in love and gets married. On his wedding night, his bride tries to get him to make love to her. She becomes exasperated and finally goes into detail about what is expected of him as a husband. Alarmed, the young man says, "No way am I putting my penis in there. You have teeth and you will bite me!" The wife says, "Calm down! Look here." She opens her legs and says, " Look closely. I don't have any teeth down here." The husband says, "You're right! And your gums are in terrible condition!"
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