A grandma is shopping with her grandson.The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree put the toy back"!
A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, is that his name?
The grandma replied
"Yes I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.