A man walks into a drug store.
He walks up to the counter and asks for a box of condoms.
After paying, he takes the condoms and walks out the door.
A few blocks up the street the man walks into an ice cream shop.
He pulls out a condom and says to the waiter, "Could you fill this up with ice cream please?"
The waiter is rather surprised, but thinks that as long as the man pays, who cares what he gets the ice cream in.
So the waiter fills the condom with ice cream, and hands it back to the man.
His curiosity gets the better of him so he asks, "I'm curious to know why you want the ice cream in a condom, of all things!"
The man replies "Well, it's my wife�s birthday today and all week she has been dropping hints about getting a deep freeze, and anything my wife wants, she's going to get!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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