There are three guys in a small boat and it's sinking fast.
In the boat is a Frenchman, an American, and a Puerto Rican.
They decide that they have to throw some things overboard in order to save themselves.
"Well, I have too much of this wine and cheese," says the Frenchman, and he throws some overboard.
"Yeah, and I have too many bananas," says the Puerto Rican and he throws some overboard.
"Well, let me think," says the American, and he throws the Puerto Rican overboard.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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