Tom and Mark were catching up with each other after Mark had attended a conference far away. They were talking about the conference when Tom suddenly said, "Mark I forgot to tell you, we had a debate meeting and you missed it!". Mark was surprised, and he said, "Could you send me the notes for the session?". Tom agreed, and then Mark had to go home.
Later that day, Mark opened his email when he saw Tom's email. It said,
"Deez notes? Hah, you goteem!"
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