...one friend of mine bought a ticket to the European Cup of Football, in 10th of July, without realizing that it's going to be on the exact same date as his wedding.
If anyone is interested to go in his place...
... the wedding is in Lisbon Cathedral and the wife is called Marie.
The drinks and the food were already paid, so you just have to appear and say "Yes, I do"!
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