Clueless:
Dear Abbie,
I don't know what to do about my husband. We have been married for more than 40 years. He's cheated on me many times and doesn't even try to hide it. He's been unemployed for 14 years, hasn't found another job, and wastes his time with his friends daily. Ever since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me. He even hinted that I was a lesbian! I don't know what to do. Please help. - Clueless
Dear Abbie: Dear Clueless,
Dump your worthless husband! What do you even need him for? You should know your self-worth. You're running for president, after all.
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