One day, David Cameron curiously asked his close-butler if he could tell him why 'we sometimes look at our own shit after we go to the bathroom?'. The butler, shocked by such a question, recanted a particular anecdote of a case that once happened long-ago with one of the Monarch's princes, who the butler says, 'indulge in all kinds of luxurious foods'. 'As a result,' the butler continues, 'he spent a lot of time in the bathroom. And once spent such a long time sitting there that he forgot what he was doing and shat his own guts out. Ever since, anyone taking a shit bends over to make sure the same hasn't happened to them.' which Cameron, after hearing such the graphic unfortunate story, got noticeably shaken in appearance. The butler, quickly regretting telling his boss the story, accidentally let his guard down in attempt to soothe him by saying:
"Now, now, Mr. Cameron.", the butler says, "you needn't worry. It isn't like you have any guts to lose in the first place!".
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