So Dave is having a bad year, lost his wife house and job. It's been months and nothing is going right. A broken man he kneels to pray, "god please I don't ask for much but please I need to win the lottery". The lottery numbers are drawn and he is crestfallen so he tries again, "please God I can't pay my bills or afford food please let me win the lottery". Well numbers are drawn and Dave doesn't win. One last time he kneels to pray. "God if I don't win the lottery I'm finished my life won't be fixable please please please make me win". When the numbers are called he breaks down and screams and curses blaming god. As Dave sits sobbing god appears before him, "you know you could meet me half way and buy a ticket".
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