There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named
Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Kleerly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite besotted with Kleerly and after a
while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do
anything with Kleerly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and continue with the Kleerly.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he
couldn't bring himself to do it.
Then one day they went for a walk along the
riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then
ran off smiling and singing . . . "I can see Kleerly now Lorraine has gone."
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