A woman was set up for a blind date with a French guy named "La Barron". She was very excited. He picked her up and took her out to the lake for a picnic.
La Barron laid out a nice big blanket at the top of the hill, overlooking a few trees and the water. He placed a basket on the blanket, and pulled out a bottle of red wine.
He dipped his fingers into the wine, and gently touched his date's lips. Then, he moved in for a kiss, which the girl thought was lovely. "Why did you put red wine on my lips?" she asked in a coy voice.
La Barron replied in a sexy French accent "When La Barron has ze red meat, he likes to have ze red wine."
Then he pulled out some white wine, dabbed some on her neck, and kissed her gently. "Oh La Barron, that's so nice. Why the white wine?"
"When La Barron has ze white meat, he likes to drink ze white wine."
Things got hot and heavy, and soon he was about to go down on her. Reaching into his basket, he pulled out a bottle of liquor, poured it on the woman's pussy, then struck a match and set her on fire.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!" she screamed as she ran down the hill, jumping into the lake. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"When La Barron go down, he like to go down in flames!"
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