A guy is walking down the beach when he sees a disabled lady that has no hands or feet on the beach.
She calls him over and asks him could you please give me a kiss? I have never been kissed in my life. He kneels over and kisses her.
She than says, could you please hug me? I have never been hugged in my life. He goes on his knees and gives her a hug.
As he is on the floor she whispers to him. I have also never been fucked in my life. He then picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says. There, now you are fucked.
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