When Daquan came back from his first day of kindergarten, he was crying. Daquan's mom asked him "Daquan, Daquan, why are you crying?"
Daquan told her, "all the other kids better at math than me."
"It's because you are black," his mom said. The next day, Daquan came home crying again. "Daquan, Daquan, why are you crying again," his mom asked.
"All the other kids are better at reading than me," Daquan said.
"That's because you are black," his mom said.The next day, Daquan came back happy."Why are you so happy?" Daquan's mom asked.
"Well, I looked down and saw that my penis is bigger than all the other kid's".
"Thats cause your 37!"
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