So during dinner my daughter said she looks just like mommy. She's 5.
Anyway it reminded me of when I was a kid so I had to tell a little story.
Me: when day was younger your uncle and I looked like twins. Whenever anyone would say we looked alike I'd tell them, "either he's blessed or I'm cursed."
She's pretty bright so I expected her to take a second and laugh. Instead she deadpans me with, "you're cursed."
She won that round...
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