Husband messages his wife on his cellphone: Hi, wat R U doing honey?
Wife replies: I'm dying
Husband is delighted and jumps with joy, but texts: OMG! How am I gonna live without u?
Wife replies: u idiot. I'm dying my hair
Husband: *@&!#*/ English
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