Daffynitions!

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.


Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
What a Italian bullfighter tries to do.


Baloney buh-lo'-nee:
Where some hemlines fall.


Bernadette burn'-a-det:
The act of torching a mortgage.


Burglarize bur'-gler-ize:
What a crook sees with.


Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


Eclipse e-klips':
What an English barber does for a living.


Eyedropper i'-drop-ur:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.


Heroes hee'-rhos:
What a guy in a boat does.


Left Bank left' bangk':
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.


Misty mis'-tee:
How golfers create divots.


Paradox par'-uh-doks:
Two physicians.


Parasites par'-uh-sites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist:
A helper on the farm.


Polarize po'-lur-ize:
What penguins see with.