Dad's a jerk

A father sees his son watching his friends playing outside , and he asks him " Why don't you go outside and play my son " the son looks his father and says " Dad... I'm paralysed " to which the father replies " I know son , I just like messing with you "
P.s not my first language sorry for any mistakes .

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