A father comes home to his farmhouse and tells his daughter she should never see the boy that lives the next farm over again. His name was Jeb. She promises never to see Jeb again. That night it snowed hard and as her father went to feed the livestock he noticed Jeb's name pissed in the snow outside her window. At breakfast he confronted her and said he knew her SOB boyfriend Jeb was there the night before. She denied her daddy's accusations and ask him why he would think such a thing. "Well Jeb pissed his name in the snow in front of your window". She admitted he may have come calling at her at her window, but she never went out to meet him.. Her father replied, "don't lie to me girl, I know your handwriting!"...
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