Dad she is huge.

One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check.
There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady
in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady.
The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad looks at her! She is so
huge!"


The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don't hurt her
feelings."


The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!"


The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I'll take you outside!"


Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..."


The kid screams "Dad look out! She's backing up!"