I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes daddy ..................
Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on amazon
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