A polish guy goes into a store and asks the sales man if he can buy the tv in the window.
Sales man says "fuck you dumb polak, get out of here!"
The polish man leaves and comes back 2 days later with a hat and fake beard and goes up to the sales man asking if he can buy the tv.
Once again the sales man says "fuck you dumb polak, get out of here!"
The polish guy leaves and comes back a week later with a new disguise and won't even know he's polish. He goes up to the sales man and again asks if he can buy the tv.
The sales man says "fuck you dumb polak, no you can't and get out of my store!"
The polish guy finally bursts and asks "why can't I buy that tv?!"
The sales man replies "cause that's a microwave you dumb polak!"
It's a Dumd Polak joke but seems like everyone is offended by something now a days or don't see the funny things in life anymore
PS I'm Polish
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