For exceptional achievement as the Internet Hurt Feelings Report extra duty action position.
His paranoia and irrational desire to make any internet post about himself is a true inspiration to us all.
While selflessly exposing himself to potentially lifelong meme worthy activities, carpal tunnel, and popup ads, his aggressive desire to enforce politically correct behavior on “teh whole internets” resulted in one person “lolling”.
This fellow trollers’ denial of reality, internet stalking, devotion to entitlement and the Association of Dependa’s reflect great credit upon himself, his work station, and his 14 Facebook friends remaining.
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