Cunning old bitch

So there was an old lady who entered the First National Bank of Perth one day with a big suit case. She approached the front counter.

"I'd like to speak to the manager please" she asked.

The cashier attempted to help her but she insisted. So the cashier went and got the manager.

The old lady was ushered through to the manager's office where she lay the suitcase on the floor and opened it. There was a load of bills in the suit case. Nearly a million dollars.

The manager at once saw why she had asked to speak to him. He started some polite chit-chat while he readied the forms to take her large cash deposit.

"So - what do you do to make so much money ma'am?" he asked.

"Oh - I make bets on things" replied the old lady.

Surprised by her vocation, the manager asked "On sports?"
"Oh no! I only make bets on a sure thing."

Intrigued, the manager asked her how she knew what a sure thing was.

"Well - for example - I'm a keen observer, and I can tell that you have testicles which are shaped like dice. If I wanted to I would bet you $50000 that your testicles were shaped like dice."

The bank manager laughed at the absurdity and said he'd happily take that bet.

The reply he got wasn't what he expected. "Okay - So you'll take my bet then?" she asked.

The bank manager thought about it. Went over it in his mind. Left the room for a minute to check out his testicles. They really couldn't be described as dice-shaped.

He came back in and said "I'll take the bet then!"

"Wonderful!" exclaimed the old lady. "Now to make sure this is all above board I'll need to get my lawyer in here to witness and make sure your testicles are dice-shaped.

The bank manager decided this was okay, and they arranged a meeting the next morning at 10am.

That night, the bank manager was sweating. How could he do this?

He was not a betting man. But it was so stupid! His testes weren't the shape of dice! He examined himself over and over to make sure this wasn't some sort of trick. Finally satisfied, he got a couple of hours sleep before work.

The designated time arrived the next morning, and the bank manager gladly escorted the old woman and her lawyer into his office. This would be the easiest $50000 he would ever make!

After his office door was closed, the old lady proceeded to ask the manager to lower his trousers and his underwear.

He did so, and the old lady and lawyer looked on.

"See?" asked the bank manager. "Completely normal!" with a smile.

"Well you could be right" said the old lady, "But I want to make sure. May I feel them?"

The bank manager thought about this and didn't want any dispute over the shape of his testicles. "Okay then" he replied.

The old lady leaned forward and cupped the bank manager's testes in her hands rolling each testicle between her fingers.

At this point, her lawyer started to bang his head against the wall.

Confused, the manager looked at the lady who was now sat back in her chair. His eyes sought an explanation.

She looked up at the manager and explained "Oh yes - I bet my lawyer $100000 that at 10am this morning I'd have the bank manager's testicles in my hand."