A recent immigrant had just completed a training course titled, 'Improve your English' and was taking an oral exam.
The examiner asked him to spell 'cultivate.' Jacob spelled it correctly.
The examiner then asked Jacob to use the word 'cultivate' in a sentence.
Jacob thought about it for a while, then replied, "Last winter, on a very cold day, I was waiting for the bus but it was too cultivate so I walked home."
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