I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle.
He said, "Hi! How are you?"
Embarrassed, I said. "I'm doing fine."
The voice said, "So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"
The voice asked, "Can I come over?"
Nervous, I said "Er, no, rather busy right now."
The voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next cubicle answering all my questions."
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