Cruise Control

*Author's note: I just came up with this while working my tech-related job, and I'm posting from my phone. I apologize if the joke just isn't as funny as I think it is, or if there are any formatting mistakes.*

A cruise ship is swept up in a violent tropical storm, throwing it off-course. The crew are running back and forth, trying to get the vessel pointed in the right direction. As the ship crests a big, dangerous wave, a tourist in his cabin accidentally drops his laptop off the bed, breaking a key off the keyboard. He thinks, "Well, the storm isn't really THAT bad…" and leaves his cabin to find an electronics store in the ship's mini-mall.

At the electronics store, the shopkeeper is just closing up and securing his store for the storm. Oblivious to the emergency around him, the tourist wanders in and says, "Hey, I broke a key off of my laptop and I was hoping you guys could replace it. It's the one just to the left of the Windows key."

The shopkeeper looks incredulously at the tourist, and very sternly says, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to come back later! We are out of control!"

*Edit: /u/keldoftheisles corrected me on which key is to the right of Control.*