Cream Filling [Long]

Ok, so there's this guy, who's about forty years old, and he's a ginger. You know, red hair, pale skin, freckles, no soul, the whole works, he's a ginger. and he lives by New York City. he doesn't live in it, he only lives by it, but he works in the city, and in his free time he enjoys going into the city. so one night he was out having a good time in the city and he has work the next morning. so he's taking the subway to work because that’s how people in New York get to work, they take the subway. so remember, he had a late night last night, so he falls asleep on the subway. he is fast asleep and when the subway gets to his stop, he's still asleep! everyone who is getting out at his stop gets out, but he's still asleep! the doors finally close and the subway continues while this man is still asleep! so the subway is going about the course of its run and he’s still asleep! finally the train get to its last stop and everyone is off except for this man, who is still asleep! the conductor comes around to check if all the cars are empty and he finds this man asleep. he says "sir! wake up"! and the guy goes, "whoa! what happened" and the conductor says "you fell asleep and missed your stop!". so the guy says " wow, I have no idea where I am!" and the conductor says, well I can’t help you, you have to get off, the subway is done running for today" so the guy figures he has to get off. now h’s walkin’ around and he has no idea where he is! remember he doesn’t live in New York, he only works there and spends his free time there. so he’s walkin’ around and he is feeling hungry. he had a late night last night and didn’t get any breakfast in the morning. so he figures, well if I’m lost I might as well have a full stomach, so he sees a Wawa and he's thinkin, "I like Wawa, I'll go get some". so he walks into the Wawa and says, "HEY, WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?!"