Couple went to Jerusalem...

And the wife died there..


Priest : Sending her body to home will cost you $10,000 , but burial in this holy city will cost just $100.



Man : I'll take the body home.



Priest : Oh,you must really love your wife a lot...




Man : Nothing like that father.....
Just that Jesus was buried here......
and he came alive the third day...

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