Corn Hole


A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday. He
was getting bored with just sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he decided to go
for a few beers. After about the 4th one, he had to use the bathroom badly. He
went into the bathroom, and he was peeing, lhe ooked into the next stall and
noticed a leprechaun whose penis was HUGE!
"Let me ask you something...how come short guys have bigger peckers than tall
guys?"


In his heavy Irish accent, the leprechaun looked up and said, "I don't know
laddy, i'm a leprechaun".


With that, the trucker reached out and grabbed him and said, "Well guess what?
I caught ya!"


"Aye lad, that ya did, but your wishes won't come true until tomorrow
morning".


The trucker was confused by this, "Why not? You're a leprechaun, I caught ya,
so you are supposed to grant me 3 wishes."


"Well", began the leprechaun, "you don't know anything about us leprechauns.
We get a day of the year off and it happens to be St. Patrick's Day." Well, the
trucker understanding this made his 3 wishes. He wanted to own his trucking
company, he wanted every woman he saw to desire his body and he wanted 10
million dollars in the bank, tax free. The leprechaun said it would be done in
the morning. On his way out of the restroom, the leprechaun says, "Lad, would
you like to have your wishes come true tonight?"


"Well yeah, but what's the catch?", came the reply. "Well, you gotta let a
leprechaun corn-hole ya." The trucker, at first protested, but then the
leprechaun reminded him of all that he would be gaining in few precious moments.
Thinking about the money, the company becoming his and ALL those women, he
agreed but told the leprechaun not to tell anyone. When it was all over, the
leprechaun was getting ready to leave, turned to the trucker and said, "Laddy,
can I ask ya a question?"


"Sure", says the trucker.


"How old are ya now?"


"I'm 40 years old" says the trucker.


With that, the leprechaun says, "You mean to tell me that you're 40 years old
and still believe in leprechauns?"

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