If you are driving 70 mph on a 65 speed limit highway a cop will rarely ever pull you over.
If you are driving 75 mph on the same highway a cop might pull you over.
If you are driving 80 mph on the same highway a cop will pull you over.
Now if you are driving 85 mph or higher on the same highway you are probably a cop.
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