I told my dad that I got caught giving oral pleasure to my ex-girlfriend's mom. He proceeded to have a conversation with a coworker that went like this.
Dad: My son was caught going down on his girlfriend by her mom.
Coworker: Wow, what did the mom say?
Dad: I think she told him that he needed to leave.
Coworker: What did your son say?
Dad: I'm not sure. He should have asked her if he could finish his lunch first.
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