so there was this man working on a construction site on the third floor. during his work he realized he needed a handsaw, but there was nowhere to be found, then he looks down. seeing a fellow co-worker on the 1st floor, so the man on the third floor screams and yells at the guy, now the guy can see him, but he couldn't hear him. so the man decides to use sign language, so he pointed at his eye meaning "I", he pointed at his knee meaning "need" then made a back and forth motion with his hand meaning "handsaw". luckily the guy understood, so the guy shakes his head, pulls down his pant and starts to masturbate, angrily, the man rushes down to the 1st floor confronting his co-worker "what the fuck was that?!" he said "I said I needed a handsaw!". the guy replies "Oh I knew that, I was trying to tell you I'm coming."
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