A priest and a rabbi were talking about confession one day when the priest got an idea. "Why don't you sit in with me on confession today?"
"Are you sure that would be okay?" asked rabbi.
"Well, no one will know...what can it hurt?" replied priest.
So rabbi accepted and first woman in booth said, "forgive me father for I have sinned."
"What did you do?" he asked.
"I cheated on my husband." she admitted.
"How many times?" priest asked.
"Three times, Father."
"Say five hail Marys and put five dollars in offering box."
The next woman who came in had much same confession. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I cheated on my husband three times."
Once again priest replied, "Say five hail Marys and put five dollars in offering box."
Now that rabbi had seen how easy it was he offered to deal with next confession for priest.
"Well, I really don't see what it could hurt. Go ahead." offered priest.
Another woman came in and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"What have you done?" asked rabbi.
"In a moment of weakness I cheated on my husband." she confessed.
"Just once?" asked rabbi.
"No. Twice." re`lied woman.
"Well, go do it again, they're three for five dollars today."
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