Guy towards a priest: Father, I don't even have anything to confess. For 8 years I haven't had any alcohol, drugs, haven't smoked, haven't chased women. I haven't even stole anything or robbed anyone.
Priest: I know my son, I know, but they let you out of jail soon.
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