Computer geek husband on his wife

Husband: “Good evening Dear I’m now logged in”

wife : Have u brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name

wife : But i told u in morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax,Abort?

wife : What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found…

wife : At least give me your credit card,i want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation,Access denied…

wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband:Too many parameters…

wife : it was a great mistake that i married an idiot like you

Husband: Data type mismatch

wife : You are useless.

Husband: It’s by Default.

Wife: What about your salary ?

Husband: File in use…Try later.

Wife:What is my value in this family.

Husband: Unknown virus.

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