After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. "Bach! hallelujah!" God said: "Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."
Bach sighed, then said:
"God, I've spent my entire life composing EVERYTHING except for opera. Now you ask ME to write an oratorio for YOUR angelic choir... Do I look like the Messiah?"
"Well" God said: "I guess you just can't Handel it."
Share some feedback! This is a twist on the really over used "can't Handel it" jokes everyone told in choir.
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