How about a funeral parlor/ bordello? we'd get 'em coming and going! think about the convenience...." I'll take the brown casket...and what room did you say my husband was in?"
How about a tanning salon/ bar? " come in and get toasted and roasted!"
Now, who want's to invest?
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