A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. The kid says, "Hey, Pop, I learned in college there's an easy way to do everything."
So they go downtown to purchase some dynamite, and rig it up under the outhouse to blow the solids into the strawberry patch. As they run for cover, they don't see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. *KaBooom!* The manure goes flying. As the smoke clears, Grandma sits on the smoking ruins of the outhouse.
"Grandma, Grandma!” They yell. “Are you all right? "
"Whoo! I'm fine. I'm just glad I didn't let that one go in the house!"
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