An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.
A circular was sent out to all: Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess.
The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake and asked the Adjutant to amend it.
The Adjutant did and it read: Refer to circular, kindly read tail, instead of fail - Cock stands, as it is.
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