Security crew over radio - A small child named Julio is lost, he was last seen at the reptile house. He is about 10, has brown hair, and tan skin.
*Co-worker and me are planting flower beds and listening to radio gossip*
Co-worker - You would think they'd have found him by now.
Me - Why's that?
Co-worker - Because he's most likely down by the school yard.
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