A man is walking down the street looking for a place to fix his watch and as luck would have it he sees a store with the widows full of clocks. He goes in and says hey my watch is broken do you think you could fix it?
The shopkeep says I'm sorry we don't do watch repairs here. The man says fine let me just buy a new watch then and the shopkeep responds I'm sorry we dont sell watches either.
The man is getting frustrated so he says fine then how much would it be for that small clock in the window and shopkeep informs him that it's not for sale.
Very fed up at this point he says how do you stay in business without merchandise or service? The shopkeep explains that it's simple really I'm a mohel (professional circumsiser) so the man now just confused asks so why do you have all these clocks in your window? The shopkeep says back ,tell me if you made a living cutting off infants foreskins what would you put in the window?
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