Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out.Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it.Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that.Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier.Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world?Genie: World peace it is.
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