Clinton has a Dream

Bill Clinton has a dream in which he meets George Washington. He says,
"George, what can I do to make things better for the people?" George Washington
says, "Lower the taxes". Clinton says, "I can't do that". The next night
Clinton dreams but this time Thomas Jefferson is there. "Thomas" Clinton says,
"what can I do to make things better for the public"? Thomas Jefferson replies,
"Lower the taxes". Clinton says, "I can't do that". The next night Clinton
dreams and this time Abraham Lincoln is there. "Abe Lincoln" Clinton says,
"what can I do to make things better for the people"? Lincoln says..."Go to the
theater".