One morning Clinton is out jogging with his Secret Service and
they happen to pass a hooker on a corner. Clinton calls to her,
"How much?" She answers, "$100!" "Forget it!" he replies, "I can
get it for $10!" The next day they happen by the same hooker. He
again asks her, "How much?" "$100" she shouts back. "Forget it"
he replies, "I can get it for $10!" Well...the next day Hillary
decides to go jogging with Bill. They, of course, pass the same
hooker. The hooker shouts to Clinton, "See what you get for
$10?!!"
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