The horribly ugly Cinderella really wanted to marry the handsome prince, but was afraid to ask him to marry her because elf her looks. Her fairy godmother told Cinderella, "don't worry, everytime the prince denies your offer for marriage, your breasts will multiply in size 3 times". Cinderella asked the prince the next day, and when he said no, her breasts grew 3 times the size. Discouraged, she asked him again, with him once again saying no. Her fairy godmother said not to fret, ask one more time. The prince responded, "no, no, 1000 times no". He never knew what hit him.
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