Cinderella is all set to go to the ball but her period comes. Fairy Godmother tells her to fetch the biggest pumpkin she can find but warns her she MUST be home by midnight or she’ll have serious problems. Four AM rolls around and Cinderella finally comes home. Fairy Godmother exclaims, “Cinderella, are you alright, where have you been?” Cinderella answers, “Oh Fairy Godmother, I met the most wonderful man, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.”
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