Three CIA agents, two male and one female, were called in for a briefing. An agent was needed to go on a top secret mission and that agent could have nothing but absolute loyalty to the goal.
"To test that absolute loyalty," said the director, "we have put your spouses in the other room. Take this gun and shoot your spouse."
The first man went into the room and came out almost immediately. "I can't do it."
The second man went in and there was about 5 minutes of silence and then he too came out. "I can't do it."
The woman took the gun and went into the room. There was a pause. And a shot. Then another and another. Three more rang out. Then there was a loud crash from the room. The woman emerged pushing back her hair. " The darn gun was full of blanks so I killed him with the chair!"
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