I don't remember where I found this joke so you might've heard it before.
The CIA was looking for a new assassin and they had it narrowed down to 3 applicants. To decide who to choose they had all 3 do a test of their abilities. The first guy went to the test and they took him to a door and handed him a gun. They said "your final test is to kill your wife. She is behind this door." The first guy doesn't even open the door, he refuses, and leaves. The second guy is given the same test. He goes in the door, and they are heard talking for a while then he finally comes out and says "I can't do it" and he leaves. The third guy is given the same test as the last two. As he is in the room for a few minutes, a few gunshots are heard then screaming. The guy comes out soon after and says, "Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, I had to strangle that bitch."
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