Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving
card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed
the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to
go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied,
"so why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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