Chuff. A story about the mysterious wizard.

There was a mysterious wizard walking through the village.
We was walking and walking and finally he gathers some people and askes:
- Hey people, do you want to see Chuff?
- No, we don't have time for that!
- Guys, I won't be going back, it is a one-time experience.
At first villagers thought that it was stupid but after a while they decided to go with him.
So they were walking and walking... and they arrived to the city.
- Heyyy, people! do you want to see... Chuff?!
- Go f*ck yourself! Noone wants to see it! We are busy, go away!
- But heyyy people, it is your only chance to see Chuff, think about it.
And finally the citizens joined the mysterious wizard too.
Then the mysterious wizard went to the wood and yelled:
- Heyyy animals! Gather up! Do you want Chuff?!
- Go away mysterious wizard! We have to survive, prepare food for the winter, raise up your kids and...
- My sweet animals, Chuff can change your life forever. Go with me, I will show you.
And the animals followed him.
And they were wandering through woods, mountains, rivers, cities, villages and all that stuff.
He was gathering more and more people when finally they arrived to that place.
It was a lake surronded by mountains. Next to it there was a mystical sword covered with ancient runes in the stone.
- Sooo, people! Do you want to see Chuff?!
- Yes!!! Give it to us already!!!
- Sooo, animals, do you want the Chuff?!!
- Come on wizard!!!
- Okay, okay...
The mysterious wizard pulled out the sword,
walked to the lake and throwed the sword.

When the water was splashing you could hear the...
"chuff"!